Top reasons to abstain from drinking

1) Parties are monotonous; that is reason enough to put me off of partying for a very long time. Every weekend (starting on Thursday), fellow Trojans do the following: eat, hang out till around ten-ish, start getting ready for a party, sometimes pre-game, drink more at the party, get fucked up, try and hunt some sex down, fail, call it a night, and mayybeee barf.

It's not as much fun as you think.

I'm tired of playing games. Tired of the shots, the mixed drinks, the clubs, the nonsense dancing, the boys, the girls, the deception, ALL OF IT.

I just want to be normal.

all those thoughts were convoluted with bullshit.


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